You know, I considered doing this entire entry in rhyme but decided that required way too much effort for an article only a handful of people will read. OH WELL! On to the pictures!
To be honest I don’t really have that much to say about this area. This is usually the island I spend the least amount of time on whenever I visit the park. Just have never been a big fan of Seuss books. Sure, I know about green eggs and cats in hats and silly (though impressive) rhymes. That’s about it. There just isn’t much here that holds my interest. Not the rides, not the shops. I will give Seuss Landing this: the architecture is CRRRAAAAZY!
Look at that nutty thing! Would you believe it if I told you that’s a restaurant? Check out the landscaping around it! Even the sidewalk, the part that no one really pays attention too, is bizarre and colorful. I remember hearing somewhere that Seuss Landing is frequently slapped with a fresh coat of paint to keep everything vibrant. I think it was as frequent as every night! (But that couldn’t possibly be true, right?)
Apparently in the wonderful…no wait, what was the word? Wubbulous? Apparently in the wubbulous world of Dr. Suess this is what a normal house looks like. Would you want to live in it? I think if I moved in there the first thing I’d get rid of is that purple fence. PURPLE? The local Homeowner’s Association would have the most hissy of fits.
Gotta admit, those are some pretty cool plants. I bet somewhere out there in the universe there’s a planet that has trees like that. And I hope that planet will be explorable in Mass Effect 3.
That kid staring directly into my camera is wigging me out.
Oh, I guess I should talk about the thing behind the kid. Say hello to one of Seuss Landing’s rides: the carousel! Can’t have a theme park without this family favorite ride. All of the rides here are family friendly and tame. If you’re looking for hardcore thrills you’ll have to move on to the next area.
The lack of any BIG rides may be one reason why this seems to be one of the less popular islands. Not that it isn’t full of people. It is. OH IT IS. It just isn’t AS crowded as…oh…the Harry Potter island.
WORLD’S BIGGEST CAT IN THE HAT HAT. Loses points for not including the world’s biggest Cat in the Hat cat. I’m also sure you’ve figured this out by now but…YES, THEY SELL THOSE HATS HERE. I’m actually shocked that I didn’t see a single person wearing one that day. 
Seuss Landing really loves cats and hats. Was the Cat in the Hat shop not enough? Have some Cats, Hats and Things! Didn’t see any cat hats being worn but I saw plenty of Thing 1 and Thing 2 shirts being sported.
I remember when I came a long time ago there was a shop that sold good ol’ southern fudge. Maybe it was this one? What else could ‘goodies’ possibly refer to?
You know, this entire place reminds me of Mira from the Baten Kaitos games. Namely this particular part of Mira.
I’m not sure what it was but there’s something about this pool that bothered me. Compared to the rest of the park, which looks very shiny and well maintained, this little pool seemed….neglected. Do you get the same feeling? Doesn’t it seem like there’s something missing?
Hmm. Maybe it’s just me.
Now THAT’S what I call a themed trash can. Just look at that thing! Surely this is the most whimsical trash can I have ever seen. Seuss Landing does not disappoint.
That’s all for the mind-numbingly colorful Seuss area. Next up is TOON LAGOON.
Part 1: Port of Entry
Part 2: Seuss Landing <— YOU ARE HERE!
Part 3: Toon Lagoon
Part 4: Matt Hoffman’s Aggro Circus
Part 5: The Lost Continent & Jurassic Park
Part 6: The Wizarding World of Harry Potter
Part 7: Marvel Super Hero Island
- G.K. Sil Kamina
