Springs and gardens are nice, but I know what it is you kids really want to see. This is Florida! Florida means only one thing: DISNEY WORLD!!!! Who’s the leader of the club that’s made for you and me? M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-wait a minute, screw that. Do I look like I’m made of money?
…well, I’d have money if I’d stop spending it all on extremely expensive anime merchandise. That’s beside the point. Disney is expensive and we’re not going! But hey, don’t cry. There are plenty of other fun places to go to! How about we go see some MERMAIDS? No? How about a big pink tower? That’s magical! Not that either?
Fine. We’ll go to another theme park.
What about that one?
