Here are some screenshots from the Swanky Penguin visual novel…which will be finished one of these days. In fact it would’ve been done by now but I literally only work on it about three months out of a year. Should probably stop doing that…
CLICK ON THE THUMBNAILS FOR BIGGER SIZES, LOL

I imagine a lot of players will select YES after only reading for five minutes.
I’m guessing most people that read this blog fall into the otaku crowd, so I won’t bother going into detail about what visual novels are. To sum them up bluntly: digital versions of ‘choose your own adventure’ stories. Often includes dating-sim elements.

One of the story’s many idiotic plot twists…or is it?
The story is primarily about an alcoholic penguin named Swanky who lives in a fantasy land where everyone is cute…but a bit off. His romantic interest, a hot dog past its experation date, is kidnapped by a cross-dressing teddy bear. It’s up to Swanky to get it back!

Red eyes are frequently used for evil characters. I tend to give major good guys in my stories red eyes just to break from the norm.
Along the way Swanky teams up with two other freaks of nature. Will he fully be able to trust them, however?

Sums up the game nicely, I think.
The game has been in development for longer than I care to admit (go go laziness/procrastination) and is slated for release later this year. And yes, it WILL be this year. No more slacking. LET’S GAMING.

By far the easiest of the in-game choices. Be warned that not all wrong choices lead to a Game Over…but most do.
Depending on your reading speed the game will take anywhere from 20 to 30 minutes to finish. That’s if you make all the right choices. Make a wrong choice and the game could end in as little as five minutes.
That’s all for now! Look forward to more game updates. New figure reviews coming soon as well.
- G.K. Sil Kamina